My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend to Water Them

My fake plants died because
I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

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🧩 Topics

FacadeHyperrealityLieMythMythopoesisNoble LiePretend

🎨 Themes

Make Myself BelievePretend That I’m a SpacemanYour Life Is a Lie